Here in the UK we have unusually high temperatures this week. And I’ve discovered fibro and heat aren’t friends so I’m doing my best to keep cool and not over do it.
I’ve pulled open the nets to help with the air flow, I’m strategically drawing and opening curtains to prevent the rays warming the rooms, I’m staying indoors, wearing as little as possible and I’m avoiding the leather sofa as I keep getting myself stuck to it.
I was pottering upstairs getting some little jobs done and figured the neighbours couldn’t see up here so whipped off my skirt. Only problem now was a bad case of chub rub going on with my thighs.
Grabbing a can of deodorant off the side I began to spray liberally to the tops of my legs. I admit it didnt make the same sound as normal so figured it must be almost out…..better spray it a bit more then!
Was only when I looked down did I realise it wasn’t a can of deodorant I’d grabbed, but in fact a can of shaving foam I had bought for my husband which he no longer needs since growing his yeti beard hence why it was being stored in the bedroom.
I had managed to cover not only the tops of my legs but also my knees, shins and feet. My bedroom carpet and my mattress that had been stripped whilst washing. I even managed to get some on the dog who was watching my blizzard human ritual whilst trying to figure out why I wasn’t in the garden playing fetch.
So I guess I’ll be spending the next few hours trying to scrub the blue gel out my carpets……the blue gel that just grows into double the amount of white foam every time you get water near it!
I’m such a bloody twat sometimes!!