Ive got this friend, who has a little bit of a problem…. And she doesnt like to talk about it.
She has a rat!
Having read one too many Harry Potter novels she knows that referring to it as ‘He who must not be named’ will only exasperate her fear in this creature, and as Voldemort has already been taken she has affectionately named him Brian.
Over the weeks Brian has inherited a personality.
Brian is a social creature, with intellectual friends who like nothing more than calling round for an evening of fine dining on cheese and red wine, but heaven help them if the dare to touch the onion chutney!
After a number of sleepless nights my lovely friend finally broke, sick of Brian and his friends all night partying, she called for backup.
As a result the last 2 post yoga coffee and cake sessions have been cut short to ensure she is home to greet the rat man who has been bought in to terminate the poor defenseless rats.
Its an outrage right?
Someone should stand up for the little fellow!
Make his voice be heard!
Make him a martyr to the cause!
Que me, bored, in need of entertainment……..
The Justice for Brian campaign has begun, including a picket line waiting on her doorstep after the school run and campaign buttons……. Shes so gonna regret confiding in me!
